Pay attention now:

• At the left there's a link to a list of software license keys. They are for my use only! Do not use them to install software yourself. That would be illegal.

• The list of DVDs, at last count representing about 175 of my own, are for loan to trusted friends. If you don't think I trust you, then I probably shouldn't, so don't ask. Otherwise, click the e-mail link next to the disc you want. All are expected back in good condition; porn must be washed.